Q. When will Mr. McMurtry be here?

A. At his whim.

 

Q. Where are Mr. McMurtry's books?

A. We no longer sell any of his work.

 

Q. Will he sign a book I bring in?

A. He is not signing at this time.

 

Q. How are the books arranged?

A. Erratically/ Impressionistically/ Whimsically/ Open to Interpretation

 

Q. Do you have a list of these books?

A. No.

 

Q. Where did all of these books come from?

A. A variety of sources.

 

Q. Where's the bathroom?

A. The customer restroom is in building 3.

 

Q. Where do I pay?

A. The checkout is located in building 1.

 

Q. How are these books priced?

A. The price is USUALLY penciled into the top right corner of the first page.

 

Q. Are the prices negotiable?

A. The price in the book is the price you pay.

 

Q. Will you ship?

A. Of course.  We ship UPS.

 

Q. What's the pig mean?

A. Mr. McMurtry's partner likes pigs.

 

Q. Is James McMurtry any relation?

A. Yes. He is Mr. McMurtry's son and an Austin musician. You may purchase his CDs at building 1.